Procrastinator Can’t Wait to Procrastinate Without Crippling Anxiety Once Exams Are Over

DEN HAAG - With exam week coming to an end for the 2^nd year and upwards, students have taken the time to enjoy the fun activities they’ve been putting off during exam week. However, ‘putting off’ isn’t exactly an accurate description as students have been still performing the same fun time-consuming activities but simply enduring the 'constant reminder that I need to study.'

We spoke to a student who didn’t want her name disclosed, she described the plight of ‘expert procrastinators’

“Look, after a while you just learn to deal with the anxiety-ridden panic attacks that come with binge watching the entirety of the second season of Stranger Things, when you should be studying for Intellectual Property Law. You kind of just learn to deal with it, it’s like you grow a thick skin, but still kind of have a mental break down. Stranger Things was amazing though, I’d give it a solid 9/10, character development this season was top notch.      – Anonymous female third year student, brunette with slim stature, 1.60m in height, mole on left cheek, middle name Alicia.

Others have been feeling un-phased by the ending of exam week,

"There’s something about being in a 4 hour Netflix binge watching spree, when you should totally be studying for exams. It’s like the forbidden fruit, there’s something that makes it so much more enjoyable. Bingeing the entirety of Gilmore Girls doesn’t feel the same once exams are over, it’s like I’ve got all the time to do it, where’s the thrill, the risk?" "I’m all for feeling like a rebel" Said Angela Flass the 3^rd year student who totally looks spaced out all the time.

So the real question here is, is it really worth procrastinating throughout exam season?