Year 3 student specialized in EU law already eyeing IHL/ICL paper-three topics.

THE HAGUE – With the release of the year three paper topics, area EU Law Specialized student, and Call of Duty enthusiast, has already made the decision to step out of his bounds and pick a more interesting topic in the International Humanitarian Law / International Criminal Law path. 

“Look, no one’s going to know if I take one of their topics, it’s a first come first served basis, I’m not breaking any laws, I just can’t be arsed to write about EU Energy law or some shit, if I see direct effect one more time I’m getting the fuck out” Said Lee Harper an EU Law student.

“Decision Making and Governance in the EU; EU Health Law, the fuck is that? Meanwhile them IHL kids get topics like Siege and Urban Warfare now that’s some cool shit”

We interrupted the Human Rights specialization’s weekly Yoga and meditation meeting to ask them what they thought about Cross Specialization Snatching or now dubbed ‘CSS’ they had this to say: “Under no circumstances would we ever intend to cross the bounds laid down by the divine creator, Maria Lostal, nor do we think it is an inherent right for EU students to transgress and trespass on our cherished topics simply because they are obviously more interesting. Such abhorrent behaviour creates discord in our mantra and may or may not lead us to taking extreme measures of non-violent but very painful non-physical bodily harm on EU Specialization refugees.

When asked what these non-violent, non-physical bodily harm was. The entire Human Rights branch of the PIL/HR specialization chanted together “This may or may not include blocking violators on various social media outlets” Before going into a ‘baby cobra’ position.

However it is important to state the disproportionate amount of EU Law topics in comparison to other specializations, while coincidentally there are less EU Law students than any other specializations.