Year 3 student hires 14-year-old Russian hacker Pyotr Solokov to DDoS blackboard servers

THE HAGUE -  The tension is up here at The Leek HQ, as year three students are bookmarking the blackboard project three signup page in attempts to be the first to grab the topic they desire.

Reports have come in however that an anonymous year three student has hired infamous 14 year old Russian hacker Pyotr Solokov to DDoS Blackboard servers. Solokov has been known for hacking various universities iterations of Blackboard. He’s also notorious for making blackboard crash just before you need to upload an assignment.

DDoSing is a type of cyber-attack where multiple systems, which are often infected with a Trojan, bombard a server with irrelevant information, causing it to overload and crash. 
A usual occurrence on Blackboard, to be honest.

This isn’t the only method desperate year three students are using to secure topic options.  
Other Year three students have been seen giving smart phones and their log-in information to squads of homeless people to ensure ‘One of them gets it first’.